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Confusions said
might you go to sleep with itchy butt... (前兩個字不確定
A=Anthony I=Ian G=Guy W=Woman
| A: | That's not how you open the fortune cookie |
| This is! | |
| (Eeeeuhhhh) | |
| I: | Dude, that's dangerous! |
| A: | ""Danger"" is my middle name |
| G: | Give me all you milk |
| A: | Who the hell are you?! |
| G: | I can smell the milk |
| Tell me where it is! | |
| A: | It's over there.. in the fridge |
| G: | Thank you, darling. ( = = |
| ... | |
| Oh~ milk! | |
| I: | That was pretty weird |
| A: | Which part ...[the] fact that? |
| some guy just stole our milk | |
| or the fact that he kissed me? | |
| I: | No. |
| My fortune predicted that I'd meet a guy with an eye patch | |
| A: | So is your... fortune cookie gonna to predict the future again? |
| I: | Yeah. that was pretty firetrucking weird, right? |
| (註: 暗指fxxxking | |
| A: | What is this saying? |
| I: | Get the shovel |
| A: | There is NOTHING here, man |
| I feel like I am an idiot | |
| I: | OH! LOOK! |
| Like a sort of...... ancient language | |
| (Black Beard's Secret Treasure) | |
| Oh, SWEEEEET! | |
| ...OMG, dude, we're gonna be rich! | |
| I+A | Yeah! |
| A: | Come on! |
| ....What is it? | |
| I: | It... says that... |
| you and I.... get.. married ( XD | |
| A: | Wait! like.. |
| I: | ..like I married you?! |
| How is this possible? | |
| A: | It's.. not! |
| I: | But the other two fortunes were correct |
| But I'm not a gay! Are you?! | |
| A: | You're kidding? |
| I: | So.. that is a.... YES? |
| A: | NOO!! |
| Jesus, Ian, it's just a.... stupid... fortune cookie | |
| Forget about it! | |
| I: | No, Anthony. You don't understand |
| It's for telling the prophecy | |
| There's no way around it (應該吧 = = | |
| What if... What if this is all.... meant to be.. | |
| Anthony Danger Padilla | |
| Will you marry me? | |
| A: | You need [a] help |
| I: | Fine! |
| I'm wanna just divorce you anyway! | |
| Man! | |
| W: | Damn it! |
| Our plan has failed | |
| How are we gonna make money on that website now? | |
| ....I knew we shouldn't have paid for that billboard | |
